a little strange?

Hmmm where to start? This is a multitude of dreams. I guess it all started with driving. I dropped my dad off at his friend's house, and then I decided to go to the mall to kill some time. At the mall I went to the back yard, and for some reason I ended up in a hole. The hole was where some lady lived, and she was talking with my mom about something. It was about parking tickets that my sister racked up recently. I then figured that my dad needed me to pick him up, so I had to climb out of the hole to get him. After climbing out of the hole, I went to the front of the mall and found out that somebody stole my bike. This is strange because I didn’t come in a bike. I saw a bunch of little kids and got angry with them. I then decided to go find my dad. So I teleported to the apartment he was at and he showed me his blue parking tickets that my sister got him. I then decided to go back to the hole, so of course I teleported back there. I found out that there was nobody in the hole. This was odd. So I climbed back out of the hole and found that I was behind a baseball diamond, and Gabe was playing softball with a bunch of little kids. I decided to play with them too. and hit the ball really far. For some reason I was in McMurrich, and there were a bunch of old friends playing catch. They were in a long line and were throwing it to one another. Since I was previously playing baseball, I wanted to swing and hit the ball that went astray. The girl got pretty upset with me...I think her name was Alison, the girl that I spit on in junior high =\. Somehow I then was on an airship. This was kind of scary because there were many people there, and many doorways in the hall. But on the third door to the right, anyone who looked into the window of the door froze with fear. I watched as the people looked, and then the door opened...a man came out of the room. A middle aged man who began to talk to me. He told me his name, which I have now forgotten, I think he was that old guy from alias?, and then he began to ask me strange questions. I felt a little uncomfortable and he gave me a card, and wrote his name and number on it and told me to call him anytime. He then proceeded to talk to a girl that I knew. The thing was that when I talked to him, I had a sense of fear, like he was a predator. The girl of course was scared. Just at that moment I decided to flee from the ship by going to the deck, where there was a guard. I told him to not let that man pass, and I then jumped off the ship. There was a large bar that I could hold onto as it took me into the mountains. For some reason I turned into a gorilla at this point. Behind me the evil man killed the girl, and kicked the guard off the ship, and was chasing me down the pole thing. But he turned into a giraffe. I finally got to the bottom, which was on a ski hill, and went to the ski rental place. The giraffe was right behind me. At the ski rental place I knew the lady working there, and told her that we needed some snow boards...odd Steve was waiting in line with me. So she said sure thing, and we just had to wait for the invoice to print out. However she was printing so much stuff on the printer that it wasn’t coming out. Meanwhile the giraffe was patiently waiting in line, angry that the lady wouldn’t take his order. The lady winked as she knew I was in danger. I then went down the hill in my snowboard. Went off some odd tricks, and ended up on a row boat with Steve. We were tailing a pirate ship. We snuck up on it as it was anchored. And climbed the back of it. We saw as the pirates...aka the giraffe man and a small guy and a mysterious girl went into the water looking for something. We stole a pirate map and letter, and then decided to run because we needed something strong to fight these pirates. We got onto the row boat, and circled around them. The two men had gone under water, but the pirate lady was standing on the surface of the water, staring at us. I made a slight comment that if the AI was better she would have chased us. We ended up in the back of McMurrich again, and took the back alley out. On the way out, I read the pirate letter, and threw it away. When we got to the street there were trucks passing us. They were beer trucks! On the street there lay neat piles of empty beer bottles. These bottles blocked out path, and we could only go up one way on street. Not that that mattered because the place we were looking for was just a few doors down. When we arrived there, an elf answered the door. He saw us and was delighted to see us. He called down the head elf and we were greeted by none other then Winson. Winson was wearing his red Columbia jacket, and he was happy to see me. He commented on how tall I have become, I towered over him a couple of feet. The head elf then came down the stairs to greet us, and asked us where his son was? We told him that he was killed by the evil giraffe man...I think he was the guard that was kicked off the air ship. The head elf then said he knew, because the elders told him so. He wasn’t sad, but he led us to the dinning room. There on the table lay bread, and a bowl of water. And across from the table was a TV, showing static. The head elf then came to me and asked with a delighted face, how to rip DVDs. Because he had a 24 box set of lord of the rings, and wanted to save space. After that we ventured to some odd gate, Winson was now with us. This gate was to teleport us to somewhere. I stepped into the teleported and ended up in a mall. To be more exact in front of KFC. I waited in line for the lady to take my order, and I ordered the big crunch combo. It was odd because the chicken was sitting on the drink dispenser. And then the lady then proceeded in telling me that it will be free, because I’m the last customer, and the store will be closing.